Goon Show

I imagine him
laying there thinking
using a voice from the Goon Show
'Come on legs, get up now'
and his legs not listening
and, being him
a fiercely proud and independent man
a grown man wearing a nappy
this would soon get out of hand
There would be shouting
and he would beat his legs
with flailing fists
He would curse and yell
and beat his useless-bastard legs
or would
if he could move his arms